I keep trying to drop my pants but no one wants it.

sourcedumal:

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

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adorabledestiny:

dudeyourenotsam:

nO BUT LIKE THERE WAS THIS

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AND THEN WE GOT THIS

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(still laughing at that omg)

AND THEN SOMEHOW IT BECOMES THIS?????

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AND THEN IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH OF A TRANSFORMATION WE GET THIS

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(omfg is he wearing a boston shirt asjgfklt;jrsgdfl;jhgf also dogs)

THEN WE GET THIS

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AND THIS

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AT THE SAME TIME AS THIS

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AND THIS

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AND THEN WE HAVE THIS

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wHY

More like hOW

claudiastilinsk:

Photoshop Army Challenge
    -Black/White + Movie/Character/Season of your choice

"Besides, the world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.” 

daddyhole:

i hate people who take posts like “black ladies are beautiful” and say “YOU MEAN EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL”

its like showing up to a little celebratory function for an unappreciated tech crew of a movie and going “DONT U THINK THE ACTORS ARE IMPORTANT TOO???”

son the actors already have the red carpet and four billion dollars sit down

turnipjelly:

evenhellcanbehomey:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

write a book

You could call it The Golden Compass

burningupasun:

You can only chase after one of us.

burningupasun:

You can only chase after one of us.

vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

get to know me meme: [8/10] favorite movies
the dark knight trilogy (2005-2012)