And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

bunnywith:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

in elementary school i constantly scored as reading at a college level but then i got to college and suddenly everyone’s reading at college level.

blagthen:

beyoncevevo:

edsock:

marchingjaybird:

davidmarquez:

Australia’s Stay in School Campaign ain’t f’ing around.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I AM ACTUALLY CRYING

i need an hour or two to recover after watching this

STAY IN SCHOOL STAY IN SCHOOL STAY IN SCHOOL STAY IN SCHOOL

WTF DID I JUST WATCHED!,!??!!

northclackitback:

How did this not win a fucking Oscar

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

image

no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

chaoshascome-again:

You know her?

ineffableboyfriends:

Height differences!!!!
Also actual parasol Sherlock

ineffableboyfriends:

Height differences!!!!

Also actual parasol Sherlock

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

tuulikki:

blindthoughts:

This is the gif portal to the dream world of your choice. 

No, this means a Black Rider is about to show up so you should get your hobbit ass off the road.

tuulikki:

blindthoughts:


This is the gif portal to the dream world of your choice. 

No, this means a Black Rider is about to show up so you should get your hobbit ass off the road.


Me, basically everyday.

Me, basically everyday.

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower